'We are trying to dance on our feet and juggle greasy elephants, all at the same time...'

Brexit has hit Fish hard, and we’re not talking the Scottish seafood industry here, rather East Lothian musician and former Marillion frontman Derek Dick, better known to the world as Fish.

On the landing page of his website is a quote, ‘I am a grey bearded warrior, a poet of no mean acclaim. My words are my weapons that I proffer with disdain. My melancholy aspect is something you can't disregard. My motives you cannot question nor my strong sense of right and wrong.’ Currently, that strong sense of right or wrong is firmly focused on the devastation Brexit is visiting on the UK’s music industry.

It’s something 110 high profile UK musicians reportedly shone a spotlight on recently when they signed an open letter to the country’s leaders addressing post-Brexit touring woes.

When we talk, the singer is candid. "With all respect, when you have Elton John, Roger Daltrey, Sting and everyone coming out in support of the industry, it's all very well them bringing attention to it, but the impact on acts like that is in some ways negligible. At the level I work at, and the level below and slightly above, it has a huge impact.

"Right now, I'm not earning any money from live performances so my only source of income, apart from royalties which have dropped significantly in recent years, is my mail order operation and that has been highly impacted by Brexit."

The singer describes the business model he uses to make his living as "the twin pillars of the independent musician". He explains, "You have live income intertwined with mail order income, it is now the way so many people in the business work."

If Fish found his live income already devastated by lockdown, things only deteriorated after December 31, when Brexit threw the mail order aspect of his business into turmoil, at one point forcing him to suspend the operation for four weeks.”

"I am finding it incredibly difficult to get answers from people about what is required now," he reveals. "It took me a week to get a response from my Royal Mail account supervisor. I asked the basic question, 'What happens to a package when it leaves the UK now?' He said, 'We don't know. Can you ask your fans to let you know what happens at their end and then tell me.' That's ridiculous. If Royal Mail are not prepared for Brexit, how can a small business like ours be."

The main area of contention is the collection of taxes, before December 31 anyone in Europe buying the standard double CD version of Fish’s new album Weltschmerz, paid £16.99 plus vat and postage when ordering.

“So a German customer would pay £16.99, £4 VAT and £8 postage,” says the 63-year-old, “Now they pay £16.99 plus the postage. Then, when it arrives at their side they have to pay the VAT and a processing charge, which in Germany is about seven quid, which means a £16.99 album is costing them about £36."

As well as the cost, confusion over customs’ paperwork also played a part in the decision to suspend operations.

"We are a small business and have a relationship we have built with fans over the years, we are very transparent. We try and keep them informed but at the moment we can't do that because we don't yet know what the changes are. We had to shut the shop even though we had prepared; we started preparing for the post Brexit situation 18 month before it happened, researching which custom stickers would be needed. We even switched to the newly required electronic declarations at the beginning of 2020. We reopened the shop two weeks ago but are still holding our breath as there's a chance people in the EU will go into their post office and say, 'I'm not paying that extra £7, it's too expensive'."

It’s a worrying thought for the singer who reveals that 40 per cent of his sales come from the EU.

"It's a huge chunk," he agrees.

Of course, it's not just the mail order side of his business that has been affected, a planned 32-date European tour over 43 days this Autumn is also under threat, Brexit making some gigs no longer viable.

He elaborates, "Weltschmerz came out last October and I deliberately tried to keep the bulk of my touring pre-Brexit but all those dates had to be shifted to the end of September this year due to Covid.

'We are trying to dance on our feet and juggle greasy elephants, all at the ​same time...' - singer Fish on Brexit shambles

'We are trying to dance on our feet and juggle greasy elephants, all at the same time...' - singer Fish on Brexit shambles