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Caption Competition - Friday August 15 2008



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Published Date: 15 August 2008
Enter the Evening News caption competition at edinburghnews.com and tell us what Ewan Aitken's saying.
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Our favourite caption of the week wins a case of Corona.

Yesterday's winner..

"Ah, I've been expecting you, Mr Bond."
Rob Pendragon

And the runners-up are..

"That's right Smithers, I've booked a vaction for you."
Jakey Rowling

"Never did like that Brown character. Reckon he's had his last stay at Balmoral."
Busy bus user ,Edinburgh

This competition is open to readers aged 18 and over. The weekly winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply.





The full article contains 108 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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1

nadacolada,

dundee 15/08/2008 09:17:34
One bottle of alcopop and I think I'm in Saturday Night Fever.
2

blackley,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 09:24:36
Hey, you mess with me and you're messing with the man upstairs, all right?
3

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 09:40:50
Do you have my parents' permission to take this photograph?
4

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 10:18:38
Sadly, even He voted SNP at the last election.
5

ken wilkinson,

Hull 15/08/2008 10:31:52
"Get me the chef,these finger nibbles are to chewy."
6

Skip McClendon,

15/08/2008 10:44:25
"Hey, big-jangley earing salesperson...over here, please!"
7

The_Doctor,

15/08/2008 11:10:46
"Pull my finger".
8

blackley,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 11:16:08
I am so entitled to be in Young Edinburgh! 46 is the new 36 okay?
9

Sarcasm,

15/08/2008 11:28:47
Waiter, another bottle of house white please.
10

Boy Wonder,

15/08/2008 11:41:50
"Ah'm oan mah wey up! Ah'm gonnae be Pope!!"
11

Boy Wonder,

15/08/2008 11:42:44
"Naw, it disnae maitter whit religion ye belang tae. Like in politics!"
12

Skip McClendon,

15/08/2008 11:45:36
"I'll have the fish".
13

I love to eat Sellotape,

15/08/2008 12:13:32
The Edinburgh Evening News is ace.
14

alex paterson,

edinburgh 15/08/2008 12:38:32
Pull my finger,and here the music.
15

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

15/08/2008 12:43:44
What would Jesus drink?
16

Foo,

15/08/2008 13:03:53
If I hadn't drank that bottle of vodka in front of me, I might remember why I have my finger in the air. As I cannot, I'll just put it down.






Can I have another vodka please?
17

Busy bus user ,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 13:13:44
"Get oot the door, or do I mean get the Dawe oot?"
18

Skip McClendon,

15/08/2008 13:14:24
"I'd rather have a full bottle in fronta' me than a full frontal lobotomy".
19

witherz24,

Mayfield 15/08/2008 13:35:29
ET Phone Home!
20

witherz24,

Mayfield 15/08/2008 13:36:05
Thank goodness my finger works as metal rods and found water, I'm parched!
21

"Hoots" Fandango,

15/08/2008 14:13:52
Ewan "Blunkett" Aitken addresses a heckler.
22

Niko Bellic,

Sing Sing 15/08/2008 14:19:29
See that pie up therr by the way, that pie up therr in the sky mate? That pie's a pure future transport solution furr Embra, know. Gonnae gie's wan poond fufty twords ma train ferr back tae Paisley. Ahm no wan ae they beggars ahm wearin a Berghaus jacket man.
23

Niko Bellic,

Sing Sing 15/08/2008 14:24:35

CASE OF ****ING CORONA MAN, THAT'S PURE NO ENOUGH FOR TAE GIE YE A DUNT, MAN.

CASE OF ****ING GLENN'S VODKA WOULD BE MORE LIKE IT BIG MAN, BYRAWAY SOITIS AYE

SEE ME, SEE THE LABOUR PARTY? WE'RE FEART AE NAE ****
24

The_Doctor,

15/08/2008 14:24:49
Ewan tragically failed to engage his young audience with his "naked fingerbobs" skit.
25

Willie Scott,

15/08/2008 14:32:59
If its ok for god to make wine outta water , then its ok for me
26

Alba-Hibs,

15/08/2008 14:54:50
I'm not Morales, he's up there !!
27

Hookie,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 15:32:04
Excuse me Miss, may I be excused?
28

Hookie,

15/08/2008 15:42:05
It wisna me, it wis him.
29

dodderer,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 15:54:04
Last time I saw the big man he was over there
30

tomias,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 16:08:37
I DARE FRANK BOYLE TO DO ME AGAIN !!!!!
31

Rob Pendragon,

15/08/2008 17:03:08
I am definitely taking that ruddy mirror back to the shop first thing Monday morning
32

Rob Pendragon,

15/08/2008 17:04:14
After the success of the T-shirt, here comes the T-cap
33

Rob Pendragon,

15/08/2008 17:05:22
I paid three pounds fifty for a hot dog, and all I got was this lousy sausage
34

jrcash,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 19:05:14
Shee him,aye him up there, that's eh whatshisname.
35

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 19:28:36
"Super Trouper lights are going to find me......."
36

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 19:31:55
You wouldn't believe the silhoette this makes!
37

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 19:33:46
I'm not drunk officer - look I'm holding up 3 fingers!
38

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 19:36:41
Ahhhhh! What goes in has tae come oot!
39

Big Geordie,

EDINBURGH 15/08/2008 19:43:26
So then the proctologist said .......
40

Liam G,

Wirral 15/08/2008 20:47:35
Ahhhh! this is the song
41

Hector75,

15/08/2008 21:31:06
Trust me, children, I'm a minister. This political gun is not loaded.
42

PortyGal,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 21:47:42
Talk to the big big guy cos the hand aint listening!!!!
43

PortyGal,

Edinburgh 15/08/2008 21:50:01
See him upstairs he's ma best wee pal ever.....he's comin doon fur a wee dram later!!!!
44

Douglas,

Bathgate 15/08/2008 23:05:39
Oh you're mine, yes you're mine Delta Lady.
45

Rob Pendragon,

16/08/2008 11:16:12
If I get my hands on whoever's going around mimicking me ...
46

Rob Pendragon,

16/08/2008 11:16:55
Ewan was a martyr to frozen shoulder
47

Rob Pendragon,

16/08/2008 11:17:52
Aye, my jacket's been like this ever since I left it out to dry on the line when it was freezing
48

shocker,

australia 17/08/2008 07:29:10
Thats where God lives
49

KIRKY COOK,

Kirkliston 17/08/2008 11:20:33
I have friends in HIGH places ye know !!!!
50

Pazuzu,

18/08/2008 11:26:22
That's me on the telly maw!

 

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