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Published Date: 06 August 2008
What do Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond find so funny?
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1

tomias,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 09:32:17
Wndy's got Gordons job!!
2

tomias,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 09:33:27
( Even better)

Wendy's got Gordons job !
3

Rulesbutnotrulers,

Federation, not separation 06/08/2008 09:42:17
Only 80% of Glasgow East didn't vote for SNP!
4

Bertie The Bat,

06/08/2008 09:43:36
"Alex,You're right, your hands are very naughty"
5

"Hoots" Fandango,

06/08/2008 12:03:10
They WHAT? They ABSTAINED?
6

JulesF,

06/08/2008 12:03:52
'Wendy Alexander is the new Champion of Leith ? '
7

Fredster.,

06/08/2008 12:03:56
If your happy and you know it clap your hands... Oh for god sake not this again!!
8

Nurse a4c,

Bo'ness 06/08/2008 12:04:40
"Eck remember when John was the leader"!
9

CMc,

Tollcross 06/08/2008 12:08:28
"Nicola had a few doubts about Alex's anatomical boasts.."
10

blackley,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 12:11:24
Oh my god! They've been at the laughing gas again!
11

Paranoid John from Midlothian,

06/08/2008 12:11:29
No way! An ex Hearts player knocks Rangers out of Europe before the season starts...I just called Vlad...he's brining Pilibitis back to Hearts on loan just for Ibrox next Saturday...he's gonna bring him on as a last minute sub to take a bow!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
12

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06/08/2008 12:13:18
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13

Skip McClendon,

06/08/2008 12:15:41
Salmond delighted at Sturgeon's latest vote-winner, an invisible sandwich for all voters. Swinney worries about how he will pay for it all.
14

Pazuzu,

06/08/2008 12:21:06
Wendy says to Alex, "Your envelope of money was only that small?", meanwhile a colleague holds his head in dismay!

Waiting for the internet polis...

ner..ner..ner..ner.
15

Wingman,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 12:21:55
Hit the road Jack and dont you come back no more no more no more no more !!
16

JayDeeTee,

06/08/2008 12:37:29
Overheard on the radio...."Miliband sets out his vision for reviving Liebour's fortunes.."
17

alex paterson,

edinburgh 06/08/2008 12:37:34
Alex,the fools actually believe us.
18

alex paterson,

edinburgh 06/08/2008 12:39:27
Stop it boss,it tickles, put your hands back on the desk.
19

alex paterson,

edinburgh 06/08/2008 12:40:29
Did you no tell him he was next to go.
20

Innes Brechin,

edinburgh 06/08/2008 12:41:20
Swinney, no matter how long you spend on your hair you'll never look like The Fonz.
21

Hmmm!!!!,

06/08/2008 12:43:22
Guess who supports FBK Kaunas and spot the Gers fan named John Swinney.
22

Border Thistle,

06/08/2008 12:45:45
Honest....it's Iain Gray
23

Swanny17,

06/08/2008 12:49:03
Salmond comments on how Rangers should qualify for the Champions League...
24

Boy Wonder,

06/08/2008 13:08:15
SNP trio fall about laughing upon hearing reports of Labour claims it will be back!!!
25

Ally H,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 13:13:17
Wendy gets it wrong at Simple Salmonds' request to "put your hands on your head"
26

alec splode,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 13:13:51
Kaunas have just scored a second !
27

Ally H,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 13:14:05
Wendy laughs when Alex declares he has a big shiny head under the desk
28

Ally H,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 13:36:22
!!!!!!!!!!Of course comment #25 should read:-

Nicola gets it wrong at Simple Salmonds' request to "put your hands on your head"
29

Ally H,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 13:37:35
Likewise , comment #27 should be:-)

Nicola laughs when Alex declares he has a big shiny head under the desk
30

Busy bus user ,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 14:05:36
Nicola: Did you hear how much the Labour party's debt is?
Alex: Yes, how about a takeover bid? Most of their voters have joined us anyway!
31

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 14:09:34
How about “Scotland. No’ a bad wee country”?
32

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 14:19:43
How about covering every road in Saltires, as well as the trains?
33

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 14:27:11
Ha Ha! John was parked this far from the kerb and got a ticket!
34

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 14:58:21
Alex, you know John gets upset when you mention the FRINGE at this time of year!
35

leeann mclaren,

edinburgh 06/08/2008 14:58:22
Very funny alex, now give swinney his toupee back.
36

leeann mclaren,

edinburgh 06/08/2008 15:01:18
Sturgeon gives the standing ovation, swinney takes a bow as alex salmond impersonates Rhianna.
37

A Clamper,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 15:10:28
Labour claim they will win back Glasgow East at the next election.
38

leeann mclaren,

edinburgh 06/08/2008 15:17:31
swinney cant believe alex is wearing THAT tie, but sturgeon applauds his bravery.
39

Steven McIntyre,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 15:27:43
Ever the pranksters, this was not the first time that Swinney had fallen for Nicola and Alex's super glue in the head wax joke.
40

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 15:46:03
So I said to Gordon, why should I worry about the credit crunch? I’ve got two wages coming in.
41

Brahann,

Fife 06/08/2008 15:52:06
Who's the New Scottish Labour Leader?
42

Geo_1875,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 16:00:57
"You must be joking.... we can't give our staff a 2% pay rise and get away with it......."
43

Linda,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 16:04:37
Next Labour leader in Scotland is appointed.
44

no more roads,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 16:08:35
Let's all swap heads again!
45

HammySk,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 17:17:14
c'mon Nicola I was drunk at the time.
46

blackley,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 18:32:48
.........And to think I gave up a successful career for this!
47

Scotish Exile,

06/08/2008 19:12:59
And the next leader of the Labour Party is....Cathy Jamieson
48

Cnc,

East Lothian 06/08/2008 19:50:51
No Alex i said ping pong balls not king kongs balls
49

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 20:26:46
So I said to Wendy – “Glasgow East by-election - bring it on!”
50

jonesy323,

Lasswade 06/08/2008 20:33:42
You're right Alex - Gray, Jamieson and Kerr does sound like a firm of solicitors
51

Rodger the Leith lodger,

edinburgh 06/08/2008 21:16:46
AS - "well. that's as far as it gozin the night ma darlin"

NS - "Huh is that it? Ha ha! you said it wis a real wh*pper and telt me it was about this size - ya wee f*d ye, goan take a hike an take yur sad wee watcher wi ye"
52

R35,

Gurnee 06/08/2008 21:40:34
That was the best lie yet. Can you think of another.
53

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 21:56:22
I’ve got the question at last. We could just put “English – get rid?”
54

Hugh,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 22:25:16
..and as soon as they spent millions on new Forth Bridge toll booths, we went and scrapped the tolls!
55

florence f,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 22:38:11
Nicola was thrilled to discover that after yet another curry Alex's emissions were proving highly toxic to all her rivals.
56

florence f,

Edinburgh 06/08/2008 22:39:29
Nicola was thrilled to discover that after yet another curry Alex's emissions were proving highly toxic to all her rivals.
57

farmer jim,

fauldhouse 06/08/2008 23:50:06
That was the scottish labour party looking for a new management team. They want to know if weel defect
58

Ian down under,

Kawerau 07/08/2008 03:30:01
Alex, you must be kiddin'. Even you couldnae eat a pie this big in one bite.
59

Ian down under,

Kawerau 07/08/2008 03:30:55
Groan, don't remind me ah heard him boak afterwards.
60

The Barred O' Leith,

07/08/2008 07:44:30
"And now Andy Kerr is on Viagra. It's the only way they'll be able to provide a stiff opposition.''
61

nadacolada,

DUNDEE 08/08/2008 15:20:11
Nicola couldn't help but laugh when Alex mocked her for having a fishy sounding name!

 

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